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Even the hat doesn’t seem to help.
Actually, the introvert in me is surprisingly ok with this isolation for the time being. BUT when this is over, I fear you may all get huggled within an inch of your lives!!! -
unrestrained winter fun
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Y’know, I really enjoy the concept of Clark Kent.
Like, minus the whole superman aspect.
because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.
So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???
Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”
I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales”
And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman.
Do you think he occasionally turns up to the office Halloween party wearing a really shitty Batman costume?
Well, I do now.
It’s comics canon that Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne look enough alike that they can (and have) gone undercover as each other. So not only is Clark Kent built like a brick shithouse, he probably constantly gets mistaken for Bruce Wayne, Undercover Boss. I bet on slow news days the gossip columnists jokingly try to get Clark to help them stage a fake Bruce Wayne paparazzi photo.
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for college i want to start making chimera plushies but i cant stand the idea of cutting up a plushie..
i cannot express how distraught this question makes me feel
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I want a vulpix so bad so I can be one of those trainers who matches their hair to their pokemon
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u kno wen u accidentally frget to drink watr fr a while nd u take a sip nd ur body takes th fuck ovr nd refuses to let u evn breathe cuz ur pounding tht shit back so hard
me: ok time fr a lil water
my body: OH THANK CHRIST, WERE WE N A DESERT BRO?????
I love how this post has a grammar of a suffering man left on a desert, crawling and wheezing
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omfg
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My mom’s friend adopted this lovely dog after he was abandoned by his previous family. His name is Shaun. Shaun had always been very good at eating all his food. Every last bit that was, he ate it. One day he started leaving a little bit behind. He wouldn’t eat everything, no matter what. He always left a little behind. Every morning when my mom’s friend checked Shaun’s bowl, the food was gone. That was very strange, because Shaun always spent the night by her side.
One night she decided to investigate the food situation. She waited quietly by the food bowl and then, in the middle of the night, a cat came through the window and ate the remaining food. She noticed the cat was actually pregnant. A week or so later the cat came into her house and gave birth to 6 little kittens. Shaun took care of them as if they were his own babies. My mom’s friend adopted the cat too (her name is Meow) and they took care of the kittens until they all found a loving home. Nowadays Meow and Shaun live happily together as a family and they each have their little bowl of food. -
Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?
Aang: I recall yes
Sokka: can I have it
Aang: …what?
Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes
Aang: what no
Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko
Aang:
Aang:
Aang: okay five minutes
This fukn post had me reeling so ofc I had to draw it
hi take everything I own
There’s more!
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Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?
I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes
if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.
why is english like this
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Cat & Dog Snaps
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lmao crabs…. they just go snip
thats his decision and i respect it
the ocean is amazing
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